Microsoft is going to give you a lovely gift soon. Will you be grateful for their kindness? No. You will purse your lips like you sucked a lemon and you will be annoyed. Microsoft is kind of like a puppy who runs around peeing on things, hoping that you'll notice and think it's lovable. You know the puppy's heart is in the right place, but you wish it would just stop peeing on the damn furniture.  Soon you will be getting Microsoft's new Edge browser. Do you remember the Edge browser? It's the web browser built into Windows 10. Almost everyone uses it exactly once to download Google Chrome....