Ooh! A milestone! I’m sure you’re as excited as I am! This is article number 2000 in the never-ending series of Bruceb News posts!
I get such joy out of writing these articles for you, using too many words to describe things that normal people find uninteresting. There’s such a reward when I’m in the zone, able to combine being condescending on the one hand and inaccurate on the other, selflessly trying to serve my devoted audience of fifteen readers. Hi, mom! Oh wait, fourteen readers. She unsubscribed. Well, the rest of you know who you are. In fact, you probably know each other. Look, not every blogger goes viral, okay?
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Here’s last night’s dashboard in WordPress. Tonight is number 2000, baby! Wow, this is great! Golly! Whee.